You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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