They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
