Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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