I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
cat food counts as protein by the way
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
