I want to make a zoo with you.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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