I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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