why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
