It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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