The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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