how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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