Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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