you would pick up someone in the library
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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