she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm eating all of the evidence.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
