So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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