Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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