Can Purell be used as lube?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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