How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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