Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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