"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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