I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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