thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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