I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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