me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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