Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I will be naked everywhere
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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