Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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