I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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