Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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