I like my sex mixed with concussions.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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