what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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