Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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