We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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