Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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