perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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