why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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