I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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