That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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