I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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