STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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