Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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