Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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