we're blogging at a bar
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
wow bdsm is so cute
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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