We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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