tell your sister to shave her snatch
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I believe in your delicious
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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