hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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