So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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