Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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