Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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