I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Randomize
