I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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