in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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