I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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